I’ve got this friend from work. He’s sweet, tall dark and handsome, attentive, and in to me. We get along well and hang out on occasion playing Pokémon Go. There’s a massive problem though... he’s 25 years younger than I am. If I were in my 60s or 70s it wouldn’t be a problem, but I’m in my 40s so it’s almost icky. We popped in to Trader Joe’s the other evening to grab some snacks and several people looked at him and then looked at me and make this really confused face. Like they were trying to decide if he was my son, but he looks absolutely nothing like me.
I’ve still got a close relationship with my Sports Fan IG friend who’s 15 years younger than me, though our fling cooled to an affectionate friendship before my musician came along and we’ve still never met face to face, though we’ve been at the same game once.
I keep finding these awesome guys who are way to young for me, while the men who are my age are immature and flighty or drunks or married and looking to feel desirable.
I should just get another dog and a really good vibrator.