Six months exactly at my new job today
Month (1): "I am absolutely in Love with my new job. So excited."
Month (2): "Wow, I was treated so poorly before."
Month (3): "I cannot do all this work by that deadline. Are you kidding me?!"
Month (4): "Well, how was this done before? This office has never been this busy before?!"
Month (5): My CEO tells me, "Step up to the Plate! You're the man here, supervise the office!"
Month (6): All work completed 100% ahead of schedule. How can I help you?